- What? Can't you read?
- It said DON'T press this button.
- Do you know what that button even does?
No, I didn't think so. For your information that button
turns off all the lights in my house. I probably just
smashed my shin against a coffee table or tripped while
carrying something fragile to another room and the item
broke when I landed on it. I most likely broke a bone or
two and now I'll have to go to the hospital to have a
cast or three put on. Thanks a lot!
- Why do I even try to provide quality
entertainment. People like you just screw it up because
you can't even follow directions. How on earth did you
even get to my page in the first place? Did your mommy
help you find it? Are you sure you can even be on the
computer? Uh-oh, I believe it's time for your nap. You'd
better get some rest, you have a big day of screwing up
directions ahead of you. I'd hate to be the cause of you
not doing something else improperly because you were not
rested. Perhaps you could play with some matches or even
better yet run with scissors pointed up.
- Now let's see if you can follow directions.
- Don't press this button again.